Lie To Me Awards

Palmer claimed 2 bean
bags can just Mort into
one on their own, when
in fact they can't.

Palmer claimed the dog
at the mexico plant was
crusty, when in fact,
was just kinda dirty
and soft.

Palmer claimed my motors
are blown up more than
they are running, when
in fact, I have only
one blown up motor(that
I bought blown up) and
4 that are running

Palmer stated a harbor
freight box is 100% worse
than husky, when in fact
its actually comparable
in quality and even better
in some instances.

Palmer stated that if
you open the drawer to
a harbor freight box
once that it will fall
off, when in fact, it
doesn't because I have
one that opens no problem

Palmer said I was balls
deep in a Mexican lady,
when in fact, I was not
because I wouldn't cheat.

Palmer stated it wasn't
toyotas fault for having
frame rust issues, when
in fact, it was their
fault due to them using
inappropriate/low quality
material

Palmer said he drove his
tacoma way harder than
company vehicles, when
in fact, company vehicles
are some of the most
abused vehicles statistically

Pete, the master mechanic,
claims he only did 2
oil changes in 120k miles
on his silverado

Palmer said it was gay
to have fake Christmas
trees,when in fact, it's
economical to most, and
less messy, less maintenance,
nothing to do with sexual
orientation

Claimed the toyota import
plant is “next door”
to power plant. According
to google maps it’s 1.6
miles

Palmer said sea level
is just as far as sushi
time from his house,
when in fact, sushi time
is actually 3-4 mins
closer to his house

Palmer said sea level
in newburyport is 15
mins from his house,
but in fact, it's actually
17-20 mins

Claimed that I( Palmer)
doesn’t have a mortgage

Palmer insinuated that
he didn't have any money
but proceeded to spend
50 dollars on fake baseball
cards

Palmer stated he has to
try butcher burger, proceeded
to not even attempt to
try it for the rest of
the year.

Palmer said he's broke
but proceeded to go on
vacations and rent cabins
all summer long

Colby claimed to be 12.5
percent black. We did
the math turned out to
be 6.25 percent

Pete told me Michaela's
Christmas party was at
4pm so I showed up at
430pm and him and Michaela
weren't there because
he went to sushi time
with Dana, lost track
of time, and then was
late.

Said he was going to drive
me and Pete to Colby's
birthday party and then
bailed

Didn't show up to my birthday
party

Claimed the LTM awards
are rigged

Pete claims he didnt know
we were talking about
it being illegal for
MA teachers to strike
while we were talking
about Haverhill MA teachers
going on strike

Indirectly claimed that
a cash out refinance
is not a mortgage to
try getting out of another
lie

Said he wouldn't work
on the site anymore but
ended up finishing the
whole thing.

Colby Hadley (defendant)
said he could be on "now"
(9:18pm EST) to play
video games and did not
get on before I got off,
or at the time of the
original writing of this
LTM (10:04pm EST)

Claimed I make 150/hr
in the summer (get paid
by the job not by the
hour)

Claimed I make 40/hr to
hang out at school all
day ( I get paid salary
not hourly )

Pete said he was going
to pay for dinner a couple
months before didn't.
Then said he would pay
for us all on that fateful
Monday 10/17/2022 but
then "forgot" he had
to travel for work that
day

Claimed the speakers in
my truck work when we
literally spent half
a day trying to fix them
and never got them working.

I always say people can
come up to my house in
maine but I always just
drive to mass for nostalgia
and food and friends

Said I did not give a
definition of broke but
we all saw that I did
in the group chat.

Pete said he didn't gamble.
Proceeded to say trading
stocks wasn't gambling.
100 message argument
about the definition
of gambling. Then won
500 bucks gambling when
going to Vegas that weekend.
Yikes

Pete claimed I have 6
figures in the bank I
do not

Tavares continues to claim
he owns a 11 inch dick.
No one can prove this

Tom wanted us to leave
super early Sunday after
canoe trip. We found
out he needed to pickup
Mary at 10am. He didn't
end up getting home thay
early. Not a lie but
fuck I wanted to sleep
that morning

Post male canoe trip,
Tom stated we needed
more booze because he
was going to continue
drinking. We bought booze
and tom proceeded to
pass out watching an
angry sports show, 5
minutes after arrival

Zach tells me he will
pickup for the canoe
trip at 615ish am. I'm
still sitting on my porch
at 6:34 am no Zach..
His eta is now 6:40 He
arrived at 6:40.

Pete said he would be
on time to the canoe
trip but was late by
a minute 😢

Palmer says he checked
his battery connections
in his truck when it
didn't start, pete drove
all the way to merrimac
and the battery connection
was loose.

Palmer says he's broke.

Said that a house that
was listed for $259,000
in Haverhill was "Yeah
I don’t think it’s really
that cheap it’s a small
house small lot and very
outdated" sold for $342,000
36 s Cogswell st Haverhill

Palmer was pumped up and
said he couldn't wait
to play Fortnite with
us all April vacation
because he would have
a week off. April vacation
comes and goes and we
never heard from him
about playing.

Palmer said I would make
more than everyone this
year and Tom actually
makes more than me

I said that I’m quitting
all my jobs, moving to
the white mountains and
working at a local brewery.
Didn’t happen

Zach was so sure he told
Jared that day we would
all be coming to his
house. He said there
was text that Jared even
responded to. Zach literally
only had a group chat
with me, Jerome , and
no Jared

Went to Zach's to play
Stuntman with everyone.
We parked outside Tavare's
place and we asked if
he was around. Claimed
he wasn't home, his lights
and TV were on and his
truck was parked outside

Claimed you needed a federal
hoisting license to run
equipment in ma

Pete said "What's lunch"
inferring he doesn't
take lunch at work.
Pete later this year
"First Day at GE corporate.
Had Chipotle delivered
for lunch"

"The chat doesn't suck,
I don't know what you
expect out of women but
I've learned they're
all exactly like Kate,
just looking for validation.
Kate is just more up
front about it 🤷 not
a bad thing"

Pete said in the group
chat "Tavares is witness
to me working 20 hours
last week 👌 7am-4am
3 days in a row" You
be the judge if thats
truthful.

Palmer said every major
city in the US is a shithole.
Boston for sure is not
a shithole